COLONEL POPCORN MISSING
15 years ago, escaped criminal Colonel Popcorn sucsessfully escaped from a death sentence. being 3"7, he was small enough to crawl through the vents in the celing. after crawling through prison, Colonel beat up a police officer, stole their uniform, and pretended like he was a police officer ending his shift.
INFORMATION ON COLONEL POPCORN.
This is an image of Colonel taken on 7/4/2003. Because of the age of the image, image technology has gotten better in quality. This is the only known picture of Colonel Popcorn. With our high age technology, we are able to confirm the location of the image shown. He was standing downtown in Kabul, Afghanistan. The city is famously known for being the poorest city in Afghanistan.
LAST SEEN
This image shows the only witnesses to see Colonel 32 minutes before they were killed by him. Names will not be stated due to privacy resons.
This image shows Colonel running from Swat officers after killing the 3 witnesses in Ann Arbour, Michigan, USA. It shows hom running on the roof of the building before jumping into a bush 5 stories down. He vanished soon after.
HIS CRIMES
During the early years of the Afghanistan war, Colonel disguised himself as a United States Air Force soldier. He used his aircrafts to his advantage by firing at US troops and